Vacuum Cleaners (humans) will ONLY work when the cord is plugged into the wall (alive), and since the on/off switch is always stuck at >>ON<< (hey, NOBODY plugs it into the wall, without switching it >>ON<<), it sucks up everything in its path (through the five senses). That's what Hoovers (Humans) do!
(sub-heading: Don't be a damn HOOVER!)
(sub-sub-heading: Disconnect NOW for even more FUN and PROFIT!)
Since everyone's "bag" (brain bag) is nearly full by now (well, full enough; Jeez!) - after decades of sucking up the detritus of living (you know, stuff left behind, shit that no one wants... well, except YOU!) - that V.C. has become so heavy, bulky and awkward to move around from place to place (concept to concept), that now even the power-to-properly-suck has become minimized, and nothing new can get in there.
If only the V.C. could get unplugged and the bag flushed entirely of the dust-of-living, it might allow the device to attract/suck new and even more tasty SHIT that YOU might actually WANT, could you but get unplugged and fully flushed. (Yeah right, like that's gonna happen any time soon, eh?)
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